The Inadequacy of Current Earthling Technology in Dealing with Sanitation in even a Single Person Dwelling as Evidenced by this Guy I Know

 They have hair. It grows on them. And then it falls off. And you will never, ever get it off whatever it attaches itself to. Especially if it's moist. You can push it around. You can push it all around the thing it's become fond of. But you will never get it off. Because, if you do, it will become attached to the thing you removed it with. And you can whack that thing against the lip of the garbage pail. All. Day. Long. And you will never get it to fall in. And do not ever (ever, ever) pick it off with your fingers. Because then it will be attached to you. And you're the thing it fell off of to begin with. Then, you wanted it to stay on you. Now, you don't. And it will never let go.

And then there's crud. Don't get me started on crud. Crud is the most onomatopoeic word for something that doesn't make a sound that they have. Crud. It's moist and lives in the most inaccessible places of their homes. Crevices. Joints. Acute angles. Anywhere they don't make a tool for getting at it with. So you have to improvise some sort of twisted towel and toothbrush thing. Squirt gun. I used a squirt gun once. It worked pretty good, actually.

Now, cobwebs. Cobwebs are abandoned spider homes. Spiders are like hobos. They live in the open air and make their own hammocks to sleep and collect food in. They don't hunt for food. They wait for it to come to them. And when they think their done with a place, they just amble away. They leave their hammock where it is and go. The open life of the road for them. No attachments. Then the hammock sits there and gets dusty until it becomes a cobweb. A strand of a cobweb is like hair in that whatever t attaches itself to is stuck with it for life. They like to dangle in places your face has to go.

Observer 003 - Earthlings