Economic Myth Exposed Via Testi-Pedal Impact

I know an Earthling woman who quit her job to work in the sex industry.

“The Sex Industry”, like most things on Earth, is not what it sounds like. Factories do not dot the landscape where “sex” is manufactured. Although there are factories where sex toys, of which they have many, are manufactured. They have powered sex toys; you have to plug them in.

And the majority of these devises are for female Earthlings. And, considering the level of technology available, I'm amazed they even put up with the males anymore. You wouldn't believe this stuff. And you would think this would be a big tip off. If your partner is so dissatisfied that she has to tax the electrical grid, you've got a problem.

But no. Earthling males have a hyper-inflated opinion of the size of their sex organ, and of its innate ability to please.

Thus, the sex toys.

And sex toys are usually built in a country other than the one where they are sold.

I've often wondered what warped, or, more probably, highly accurate, view these people have of the people in the other country.

I've also wondered what people who work in these places tell other people they do.

“I work down at the factory.”

“Oh? I've always wondered what they make there.”

“Yeah.”

“So?”

“Hmm?”

“What do they make there?”

“Oh, um, rubber ... and latex based electronics.”

“Oh, like cooking utensils?”

“Sure. Okay. I can imagine, in a pinch, using them to push something around a frying pan, yes. Or to froth something up, definitely.”

Anyway, that woman I know. She specializes in dominant/submissive relationships. She ties her customers up because they feel inferior and reminds them that they feel inferior, which makes them feel good.

She gets paid to do this.

There's one guy who paid her to tie him up and kick him in the nuts over the course of an afternoon. When I heard this, I realized that there's really no excuse to not have a job. If there are people out there who are willing to pay you to kick them in the nuts for an afternoon, the dream of full employment is within the Earthlings' grasp.

Observer003 – Earthlings

Earthling Sexual Habits - An Introduction

Sex is confusing because each gender is called a sex, and what they do together is also called sex. So, a noun is also a verb. They do that a lot here but you have to stay on top of this one because it can cause a lot of trouble when filling out forms. A good rule of thumb is: when in doubt, go with the noun.

They have two main noun sexes, but there's a lot of wiggle room between them. But I'm not going to talk about the wiggly one's in the middle right now, because no matter what you say, someone gets pissed.

Verb sex is when one or more Earthlings rub one or more of their primary sex parts together. This makes friction and juices. But not like good juices. Not orange juice or even apple juice or lemonade. Definitely not grapefruit juice, which is my favorite. Sex juices are more for making it easier to have babies. But mostly they don't do it to have babies. Unless they really believe in god a lot.

The whole thing is pretty complicated, so I'm going to split it into at least two parts. One for each sex. Until then, here's a basic overview of the parts involved.


Primary Sex Part - Man
Mr. Johnson
also: The Twins

Secondary Sex Parts - Man
Fingers
Fist
Mouth
The Behind (Note: if it's with other men - rarely admitted. Alcohol often involved.)
Foot, Toes
Elbow (rare)



Primary Sex Part - Woman
The Hoo-Hoo

Secondary Sex Parts - Woman
Mouth
Whole Hand
Feet
Cleavage
The Behind (usually considered a Specialty, or alcohol involved.)



Other Things
There's just really too many to go into here. Maybe in another report. Suffice it to say that it really amazes me that girls ever bother with boys anymore.

Observer003 - Earthlings